A REPORT

Weaknesses:

He can’t install

a window air conditioner.

He can’t comprehend

how to use his new computer.

He doesn’t understand

how his car works,

and his singing

stings your ears.

He can’t sail a boat

or bring home trophies

for anything, and his thoughts

are often failures. And finally,

his feelings

are forever caving in

and floundering in discomfort.

Strengths:

He can dip small carrots

in Smart Balance dressing

with ease and accuracy.